Swim the Door (20)20

NEWSFLASH…………NEWSFLASH…………NEWSFLASH…………NEWSFLASH…………NEWSFLASH…………

 

The executive committee of STD (UK) regrets to announce that unfortunately for the first time in 20 years there will be no mass swim at Durdle Door this year.

However, a sub-committee of the executive committee is currently examining options for “what’s really going to happen this year”. The following action points resulted from the last meeting:

  1. After a successful tender process a firm called “IT Crowd Ltd” has been appointed to oversee this years (non organised) event
  2. It is likely this will comprise daily virtual reality sessions (this is how some “veterans”, well JT and Neil, have approached the (non-organised) event anyway
  3. Virtual reality events will include both water-based activities and alcohol-based activities (both non swimmers and non drinkers are welcome)
  4. Alternative water arches are being sought
  5. Full details will be announced in due course.

 

DID YOU KNOW?

Three important facts you may not be aware of:

  1. The water will definitely be warmer than last year (pers. comm. Ms G. Thunberg)
  2. Secret scientific studies (source only spoke on the basis of immunity (sic)) have recently revealed that, as many of us have always known, the sea water under Durdle Door is actually a better cure for all illnesses than Domestos (even if injected).
  3. Some people say that the arches in the photo below are a little bit like Durdle Door (source again only spoke on basic of immunity (sic))

 

 

When?

Friday 5th to Sunday 7th June.

 

Location?

????????

 

Who’s coming?

It was going to be a “big one”, it might be a “small one”, but is more likely to be a virtual one…………….

Hope you can make it…………

It could be you………………………